girls better go alone shopping...

Why a woman her man never against his
For the sake of to the shopping should take

After man and Mrs. Ressel were retired, existed Mrs. Ressel
on the company of her husband with her shopping dawdling in
Department store X.
Unfortunately Mr. Ressel was like most men: He found
Shopping boringly. Also unfortunately Mrs. Ressel was like
most women and loved to rummage endlessly.
One day, nevertheless, she got suspended letter of the management
of the department store.
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Seat of the society: Food, commercial register number: HRB 18928, Umsatzsteuer-ID: DE 811167998
Chairperson of the supervisory board: Dr. Thomas Middelhoff, management: Peter Wolf (chairperson), Jan-Christoph Maiwaldt, Dr.
Emmanuel Siregar
Copyright KARSTADT Warenhaus GmbH. All rights reserved.
KARSTADT Department store Ltd
Theodor Althoff street 2
45133 food
Phone: 0180-5-114414
(0.14 EUR minute from the fixed network of the T-Com)


Irmgard Ressel
(Street)
(City and zip code) 31st of August, 2010


Dear Mrs. Ressel,


Unfortunately, during the last 6 months your man provided for some turmoil in our department store. We are able
this no longer tolerate and see us constrained to give to you both in future house ban.
We have listed the incidents reconstructable so far below. They are by recordings
from supervision cameras and the statements of our staff books:
15th of February: Takes 24 boxes of condoms from the shelve and distributes them at random to the shopping carts
of other customers.
2nd of March: Puts the alarms of all alarm clocks in the watch department in such a way that one rings all 5 minutes.
7th of March: If a tomato juice track lays up to the ladies' room.
19th of March: If a „care - freshly wiped shifts!“ sign in a department laid out with carpet.
4th of April: If a tent is based in the camping department and invites other customers, if they cushion and covers
get from the bed department.
15th of May: When him an employee asks whether he can help for him, he starts to cry and sobs:
„Do not leave her people me then simply in peace?“
23rd of May: Stares in a supervision camera and uses them as a mirror to the nasal drilling.
4th of June: Works in the sports department with a competition curve and asks the employee, whether one in
House Antidepressants agrees.
10th of July: Creeps by the departments and hums, besides, according to the "Mission Impossible" melody.
3rd of August: Hides in a clothes stand and shouts if a customer comes to the nearness, „Take
me! Take me!“
6th of August: Buckles with every loudspeaker announcement on the ground, a fötale position takes and
if NO shouts „OH! NOT AGAIN THESE TUNE!“
And not least:
18th of August: Proceeds in a changing room, waits for a while and then shouts loudly: „Hey! Here this is
Loo paper everybody“.


Yours faithfully

Karstadt department store management
acting management service and logistics
Mr.Headhunter